You may be an Islamophobe if...

(1) You refer to the midwinter holiday as 'Christmas'

(2) You save loose change in a p***y-bank

(3) You allow your children to read unexpurgated versions of Winnie the Poo

(4) You doubt whether it's politically correct to stone rape victims

(5) You believe that the earth is round

(6) You think there's something weird about a 50 year old man marrying a six year old girl

(7) Your children have Barbie dolls or Teddy Bears

(8) You object to being a second class citizen in your own country

(9) You fail to celebrate cultural diversity when your daughter is gang-raped for not wearing a headscarf

(10) You think government policy should be determined by your elected representatives rather than a howling mob

(11) You object to your taxes being used to support people who are plotting to kill you

(12) You aren't convinced that 'Jihad' means 'Inner Spiritual Struggle'

(13) You don't understand why the Jews must be exterminated

(14) You allow your children to play with LEGO

(15) You aren't married to at least one of your cousins

(16) You sometimes have doubts about BBC reporting

(17) You occasionally wonder what's inside those walking tents

(18) You realise that taqiyya is not a Mexican beverage

(19) You believe moderate Muslims ride unicorns

(20) You don't appreciate the multicultural need for Methodist grandmothers to be body-cavity searched before boarding aircraft

(21) You claim to understand the words "Slay the unbelievers wherever you find them", even though you don't speak Arabic

(22) You object to taxpayers' money being spent for terrorists to hold a festival to commemorate the anniversary of their massacres

(23) You have reservations about ‘faith schools’ where the kids will be taught that you and your family are najis (excrement), at public expense

(24) You don't understand why flying your country's flag has become a hate-crime.

(25) You don't appreciate why it is so insensitive and offensive for the police to prevent oppressed minorities venting their frustration by mass murder.

EVALUATING YOUR SCORE How many of the questions did you answer 'YES' ? On a scale of 0 to 25

0 you are a Dhimmi

1 to 5 you are a Najis Kaffir

6 to 10 you are an Islamophobe

11 to 15 you are a Thought Criminal

16 to 20 you are an Enemy of Allah

21 to 25 you are a Zionist Crusader offspring of pigs and monkeys.

Fatwas are automatically awarded for all scores above 5

Fatwas will been posted in plain brown paper envelopes in a choice of laminated or embossed styles, generously sprinkled with ricin, anthrax, sarin or cobalt-60.

Psalm 2

Why do the heathen rage,

and the people imagine a vain thing?

The kings of the earth set themselves,

and the rulers take counsel together,

against the LORD, and against his Anointed, saying,

Let us break their bands asunder,

and cast away their cords from us.

He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh:

the Lord shall have them in derision.

Then shall he speak unto them in his wrath,

and vex them in his sore displeasure.

Yet have I set my King

upon my holy hill of Zion.

I will declare the decree:

the LORD hath said unto me, Thou art my Son;

this day have I begotten thee.

Ask of me,

and I shall give thee the heathen for thine inheritance,

and the uttermost parts of the earth for thy possession.

Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron;

thou shalt dash them in pieces like a potter's vessel.

Be wise now therefore, O ye kings:

be instructed, ye judges of the earth.

Serve the LORD with fear,

and rejoice with trembling.

Kiss the Son, lest he be angry,

and ye perish from the way,

when his wrath is kindled but a little.

Blessed are all they that put their trust in him.

Slave trading of Christians funds terrorism

Gul Khan, a leading member of a militant Islamic organisation based in Pakistan, is funding its activities through the sale of Christian children into slavery.The children, aged between 6 and 12, are abducted from their homes in remote Christian villages in the Punjab and incarcerated in appalling conditions, until being sold for approximately $1,700 each into the sex trade or a life of domestic servitude. While they are held they are beaten savagely, only fed once a day and ordered not to talk, play or pray.

Why would anyone want to be Muslim?

Another day, another terror threat! Another story of attempt to murder thousands of unknowing people just going about their business.

Why would anyone want to follow that faith? Why would anyone want to follow that religion of hate, lies, murder, malicious intent? Why?

I don't want to say no one should follow what they want, but seriously why Islam?

Of all the faiths in the world there is none that breeds the hatred that Mohammed's does, there is none that brings such untold misery and there is none that is continuously lied about. We continually hear that Islam means peace, it actually means submission, but we are always told that Islam is about love and tolerance and peace! That is a lie, it is so obvious, so blatant, yet people would rather beleive the lie that makes them feel better!

I don't know, all this foolishness is exasperating!

I want some good news!

It is sometimes wearisome reading the news, digesting all of the miriad of wickedness that takes place each day, sometimes I am filled with anger, othertimes hatred!

Sometimes I am broken and I dispare of the foolishness around me, I dispare of the unbelief, the idlolatry, the false religions that encourage people to hate and murder!

The truth is, I take comfort in the Bible, it may sound trite, it may sound naive, but it is the truth and in that truth I take comfort and I am encouraged by the immovable truth before me.

It encourages me, even someone as sinful as I, that Yahweh is love, it lightens my weary heart and puts a spring in my step, it is like a cool breeze on a hot day or a roaring fire on a cold Winters eve! There is something magic in the words of that book, something precious.

Even if wars do wage, even if they sweep everything I have known away, even if my heart is broken, I have Yahweh, GOD, my shepherd, my father!

An Apostate speaks out!

Please help spread this letter. Everyone has permission to reproduce it if they so wish.

Hello,
My name's Joshua. It's not my real name, but it's the name I want for myself. I am a 20 year old Pakistani citizen, born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. I study Business at a university in Dubai, UAE--the country of my permanent residence. I am an ex-Muslim--I secretly converted to Christianity almost 3 years ago in Pakistan, without the knowledge or consent of my family.


By necessity, I am still living a life of secrecy. Only a few trusted people (all non-relatives) know about my spiritual epiphany and conversion. Belonging to a strong religious Muslim (Syed) family, I would face a quick death at their hands if they even so much as suspected what I have in fact done. If my secret ever slips out, I can be taken back to Pakistan and murdered. Fear is ever-present in my life.


As any normal human being, this is not what I want. I want to live my life to the fullest--to be able to speak my mind freely, to be able to worship freely, and be able to read my Holy Book without any fear that someone will catch me. I want to be able to go to the church every Sunday without having to keep looking over my shoulder. Since I started studying Christianity five years ago, I have been to the church only four times.


Before my conversion, all I wanted to do was hate infidels (non-Muslims), kill Jews, and die as a martyr for Islam. But since my conversion to the real religion of peace, Christianity, I have become a completely different person. I have not only been living my life in fear. I also live in hope, hope for the best, hope for my future, and for the world's future. I have come to know how beautiful this life can be. I know there is light and there is hope.


I have read much about America and have communicated with many Americans. I have learned from this great country and its people the real meaning of the word freedom. It is a beautiful country with extraordinary values, and it indeed represents to me the last best hope for humanity. And that's something I want to be a part of--to realize freedom and live it. In this region of darkness, the Middle East, and the Islamic world, the only beacon of light is America.


When I moved to Dubai in 2005, my family and others told me that Dubai was a free and liberal society. I thought I would be able to live my life freely and without fear. But my hopes and dreams for a free life in this place were shattered the day I landed here. Spies are everywhere in Dubai. It is tyranny, a land of fear and hatred, and a place that no freedom-loving soul would want to stay in.


My future belongs to me and no one else. I cannot and will not accept the future that awaits me if I stay here, which is this: eventually, my folks find out about my conversion, and they will forcibly send me back to Pakistan for a trial, found guilty of converting out of Islam, and then I will be executed. If I stay here there's nothing I can do that can change that.


To be honest, my goal of living in freedom seems right now like an impossibility. I am merely surviving here right now in Dubai, and I don't know how long I'm going to be able to hold up like this. I want out, I want an escape from this place, so badly, I can taste it. I want to start living my life instead of just merely existing.


I will keep on trying to attain my freedom for as long as I have breath in my lungs. I can't do it alone though, and for that I need help--to attain my freedom, and to retain my right to life. I am not sure how exactly to escape, but I know that I must, and for that, I will need the help of others. Eventually, if my message of help reaches the right person, I am sure I can find someone or several someones who can help me attain my dream.


If you think you can help me, please email me at Joshua(dot)huntsford(at)gmail(dot)com. Thank you and God bless.

Cross-posted over at IBLOGA